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Monday, 27 August 2007

Berbatov 'commits future' to Tottenham

Does he now. He said a few bits and pieces today but none so important as:

'I chose to join Tottenham last season, now I'm staying at the club through my own free will. At least for now.'

This basically means that he won't leave by next Friday. Honestly, he'll probably stay in January as well, but come next season Berbatov has a stead fast 'get out' as a honest man - 'I did what I said I would'.

To be fair to him Dimitar could have remained mute and gone the same way Carrick did. We'd be left to ponder the reasons behind the move eventually assuming that it was the player who wanted out and the board held out for an appropriate compensation fee. Not that it really makes any difference as for whatever the reason he'll be gone.

Interestingly Berbatov has been given an increase in pay, but not an extension on his current deal that has just under three years left to run. It can't be denied his performances deserved a hike in pay, but makes bad business sense. Usually a new contract, which this, in effect is, means the player is fully committed to the club. In this case Berbatov's comments rule that out.

There's a million reasons I want to see Spurs finish in the top four this season, but more important than any of those would perhaps satisfy Berbatov's ambitions and he can remain a happy player for Spurs and the team can continue to be built around him. And a certain Mr Jol would be off the hook.

Ultimately though if his heart is not in it the sooner he goes the better. The difficult thing to assess is whether he genuinely is happy - he's such a miserable scrote when he's playing.

Saturday, 25 August 2007

Don't Believe the Hype - by David Float

There are many things these days that are making me question my irrational passion for football: the obscene amount of money that is directed into it and into the pockets of many disgustingly gauche young men who continually prove themselves unworthy of the responsibility it brings them as role models; the cynicism of the game, where degrees of simulation, sledging of officials and media spin are as much part and parcel of the game as honest dedication and skill; this to name but two. But this past few days for me has thrown the spotlight on another indefensible issue; and since it has involved my beloved Tottenham to its great detriment, it is something that has sharpened my reservations about allowing myself to be so enamoured of football (and, being inextricably bound up in the game, even of Spurs itself). It is the wild media frenzy that has surrounded events and non-events around the Jol/ Levy situation which broke last weekend.

Anyone who knows me knows that I find the closed season and the transfer window unbearable. The rumours and the speculation drummed up by agents, commentators, reporters and bloggers these days are dizzying and I find it incredible that fans so avidly read and regurgitate the mountain of crap it generates when time continually proves that there is nothing at all in 99% of the stories.

The back pages and TV and radio programmes have seemingly become infected with this kind of speculation sensationalism in all walks of football life: potential takeover talk; the seeming lack of dedication to the flag by those involved in the England set-up; and rifts between club staff or in the board room. Any issue that affects the attitudes and relations of people, which are naturally endemic in any human activity, in football are held up to a spotlight and endlessly examined and re-examined, conjected upon, presumed upon and guessed at. Listen to TalkSport on any day and hear their shock-jock approach almost invent a story from some very basic facts and throw it out to the sort of monkeys who swallow the bait hook, line and sinker and the whole afternoon spirals out into a truly insane and often hysterical castle in the air.

The media plays with people’s passion for the game: the love of their clubs and the loathing of other clubs and schadenfreude felt at other clubs misfortunes. And for me, what played out this week in the papers, on TV and radio and on internet sites surrounding Martin Jol has been utterly pathetic and shown the media circus up for what it has become these days. Jol had already been fired. Ramos had already been employed. The board has a replacement coach list. Kelmsley wants Redknapp. Jol had pissed the board off by letting himself be courted by Newcastle. Jol tried to wrest player buying policy from Commoli. Commoli hates Jol. There is a rift between Jol and Berba. Berba wanted out because he was substituted at Sunderland.

No one seemed to stop and consider that throughout it all there was not one ounce of evidence for any of it. Even the quality back pages, which used to be able to be relied upon for a little cool reflection and balance were citing the situation as a shambles when everything coming out of the lane was relatively simple and straightforward. It was hysterically claimed that there is no smoke without fire, and Spurs seeming unwillingness to deny the situation was taken as confirmation of a great conflagration behind the scenes.

But let us take stock of the events we know about.

The closed season had seen the credibility of Spurs rise, almost universally, to heights that giddied the expectations of Spurs fans used to so many years of underachievement. But the first two games brought that crashing down, not the results as such, but the performances. After the Everton game it had been made clear that Levy was to sit down with Jol to discuss the situation. After those two games we were all incredulous at how ineptly we had and, being the chairman and fan that we all know Levy is, of course he'd want to know what on earth had gone wrong so quickly; what boss wouldn’t want a chat? And Levy had provided Jol’s squad with a heavy and well publicised investment.

Nothing but speculation put it forward that Jol was in imminent danger of losing his job but, of course, more clueless performances would call his aptitude for the next push up the table into question.

That meeting is what happened earlier in the week resulting in the first statement on the website. That told us that Levy is hugely ambitious for the club and he needs Jol to be the right man for the job given the squad provided and the expectations set. Jol didn't appear to have taken it in any way badly, suggesting the meeting was indeed just a chairman and a fan wanting to know what the hell had gone wrong in those two games.

Then the ‘news’ from Spain. Maybe Kelmsley did sound out Ramos but to see how the ground might lie in the next year (he only has a one year contract) should the board need to reconsider the managers position. In business, whilst you might be committed to a particular course, keeping your options open is imperative. We’ve since had confused noises from Ramos, he was offered a job, he wasn’t offered a job and two very direct (but carefully worded) refutations on the Spurs site.

Now Levy, very unlike him and his usual attitude to dealing in anything but had facts, has felt it necessary to placate the nonsense being spouted with his interview yesterday. Levy, after an admittedly shaky start, has proven to possess judgement and intelligence in running his club, but from the media frenzy we were being presented with an absolute bumbling incompetent. How is that likely?

The ‘no smoke without fire’ thing did occasionally throw me into fits of despair. We’re Spurs supporters and too used to a seeming good thing imploding on us. We’re horribly used to being the Premiership’s laughing stock and we are all too ready to believe it’s happening again. But I think sober reflection shows that in this last week’s events, the club has acted in a responsible fashion. Perhaps it might have made definitive statements more quickly, but it can't be held responsible for the mountain of utter bullshit that's been imagined and inferred.

So, hopefully now it's just back to being about the results. Of course, each one will be subject to trial by wild media speculation; but I think the fact that the club didn't feel it necessary to stoop to deny every half-witted, ill-informed piece of rubbish that the sort of muppet who phones TalkSport thinks might have happened supports Levy’s assertion that he won't knee-jerk to those results. Levy seems to want what we want and at the moment it's Jol. Even the greatest lover of Jol (and we’re all that to some extent) is not completely convinced as to his ability to fulfil our heady ambitions, so we and the board seem to be completely at one.

As I said before, in business it is crass not to keep your options open. I do love Martin Jol, and I want him to be The One. There hasn't been a figure at the helm at Spurs that seems to love it as much as I do. While we can't forget his finishing 5th twice because of the huge jump to finishing 4th, let's not forget how inept we looked twice this season just 'cos we pounded a weak Derby team. Let's not forget his choking against the big clubs despite beating Chelsea next year. Let's not forget our defensive frailty because of the 100+ goals we scored last season. Let's not BMJ’s his very poor record with substitutions. He is unproven and Levy sees that as much as we do.

There is no need for an effusion of outrage at Jol’s treatment or a boo-boy campaign at Levy. I don't see that there’s any problem beyond the obvious one of moving ourselves forward. Let’s all get off the cases of the people involved and let the rumour-mongering die down. We need the people at the club, including the players, to be settled to do the job we demand of them. The irony would be for the speculation about Jol’s future to so disturb the coaching staff and players that it makes it happen.

Myself, after many threats over many years of transfer window ‘activity’, I have vowed to no longer have anything at all to do with speculative football stories. For me, it’s just going to the games or catching them on TV and that’s it. No more TalkSport, no more back pages other than match reports, and no more speculative internet stories.

Friday, 24 August 2007

Berbatov decide, but with a heavy heart.

All right, so Sky Sports News have claimed that Man Utd have tabled a bid of £21m for Berbatov. Apparently Real Madrid are also interested. The two biggest clubs in the world are looking to snatch arguably our best player, or most skilful at least. Perhaps ‘snatch’ is the wrong word, as it really doesn’t matter who’s in for him, or how much they bid.

Berbatov is a Spurs player and he’s under contract, although that doesn’t matter either. Berbatov has been a Spurs player for only a year and we plucked him from relative obscurity. But that doesn’t matter. Berbatov has a great rapport with the fans. Irrelevant. What matters is whether Berbatov wants to be a Spurs player or not. If not then thanks for the memories mate, but do one.

Regardless of how good a player is I don’t want someone who’d rather play his football in someone else’s shirt. I love Spurs and part with my money gladly at the thought of squad fighting to be in the first team, but especially, accepting it with grace when they are not. It’s again time for Berbatov to declare his allegiance to Tottenham Hotspur and with it decide where he’ll be playing his football for the remainder of the season. If he chooses Man Utd or Real Madrid then he should know that it wouldn’t be with love he is remembered but with contempt.

This is a time when we need our squad together as one, a bunch of players that Martin Jol can place his belief, and with it, ours, because if there’s one player with his mind elsewhere it’ll be BMJ who pays, and our hearts with him.

Berbatov is a magnificent player, but he’s just that, a player. One, in an endless supply, that we will witness fill that glorious lilywhite shirt. And I’ll always love that more than any one player.

Come on you Spurs.

This is why Martin Jol should stay forever...

From Sky Sports:


'Tottenham boss Martin Jol says he would 'rather die than sell Dimitar Berbatov', after the Bulgarian was again linked with a move away from White Hart Lane.'


Legend.

Enough already!















I'm old enough to remember the days when away supporters would scream "YIDS!" at Spurs fans in a vile display of racial tribalism. West Ham fans went further, of course, with their goose-stepping and Nazi salutes. Mind you, they'd answer our chants of "North London, la, la, la!" with "West London la, la, la!" (The Hammers have never been the brightest tools in the box).

Meanwhile, black players would have bananas thrown at them and ape noises would ring round the Lane whenever Justin Fashanu, John Barnes or even our own Garth Crooks touched the ball.

Those days are long gone thankfully, with the FA busy kicking racism out of football. And Spurs fans took the hateful "Yids" chanting on the chin. First we claimed that we were "proud of that" and eventually, in a further bid to disarm the nasty bigots, we adopted it as our own kosher battle cry.

Today, 20 years on, no one shouts "Yids" at us any more. They wouldn't care to. They wouldn't dare to. Why would they? When Spurs fans got so busy out-Yidder-yidder-yiddering each other?

"Yido" and "Yid Army" (after four pints of Stella Artois, pronounced respectively as "Yeeedow" and "Yiarmee") have become by far the most popular chants at the Lane. Spurs fans even tell a disinterested world - alcohol clearly blurring our collective vision - that, wait for it, "Jermaine Defoe, he's a Yido!"

In an age where, quite rightly, those chanting racial abuse at our football grounds are ejected and can even be prosecuted under the Public Order Act, why does our out-dated "Yid Army" fascination persist? When Israeli armed forces ensure millions of Palestinians live in virtual open prisons in both Gaza and the West Bank are we still "proud of that"? Or are we, perhaps, the unwitting victims of another Jewish conspiracy? When will Mr Levy et al have the cohones to instruct stewards to put an end to this ugly, racist nonsense?

If Spurs had had the misfortune to be located in Brixton and/or had a number of Africans on the board of directors, would we now be "Niggers" and proud? Would we be announcing to the world that Jermaine Defoe was a "Niggero"? Have Spurs fans replaced the Hammers as football’s biggest tools?

Enough already! Spurs need this self-professed "Yid" connection like we need a whole in head.

Thursday, 23 August 2007

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Spot the 'prickly pair'...










Has anyone else noticed the startling resemblance between Balu & Mowgli from Jungle Book and our very own cartoon pair Martin Jol & Daniel Levy?

Are Disney and Spurs's bare necessities in anyway related? Probably not...

But as Balu might say to the Tottenham board..

"Don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true
The bare necessities of life will come to you."

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